quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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