You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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