I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I should be sponsored by Trojan
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
