it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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