In the future we'll all be gay
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We had to coat check the pizza.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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