chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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