Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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