There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
PANTIES FOUND
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