Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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