Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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