I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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