My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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