he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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