What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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