i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize