So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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