He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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