If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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