Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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