We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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