You really coming over, don't trick.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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