you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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