Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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