how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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