i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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