ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Randomize
