Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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