sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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