69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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