have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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