Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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