I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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