I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
operation have a gay friend backfired
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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