whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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