So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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