your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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