should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
