Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I look better un-naked...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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