I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Randomize
