i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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