Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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