There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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