He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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