i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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