I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
