butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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