I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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