Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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