I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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