She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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